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If You Sneeze

If u sneeze once
 Think i m remembering u

If u sneeze twice
 Think i want 2 meet u

If u sneeze thrice
 Think i m missing u badly

If u sneeze 4th time

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I m fine
 U need a tablet.

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals”

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
 Love is always present.. Its just that,
 One loves too much, And the other loves too many,

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5) Philosophy of life:
 At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
 Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!