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Difference between confidence and confidential
Son asks diff between Confidence and Confidential
Dad says,u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, that’s Confidential.


Always think positive

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

 You know Whose

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!
Good morning

i love your messages

I never had the guts to tell you but now i am going to tell you!

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i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love yo
i love yo…
i love your messages!

Give him a surprise

Son:I want a baby brother or sister.
Mom:Your dad is abroad. When he comes back, we will talk abut it.
Son:Why don’t u give him a surprise?