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The Police are looking

The Police are looking for a suspect who is
smart, sexy, witty & very good looking…
So where are you going to hide Me?

Girls have unfair advantage
Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can’t get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

I was told that

I was told that when
you hit forty men
stop looking at you.
It’s true, until you
slip on a mini-skirt.
-Mariella Frostrup


Full form of COLLAGE

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Graze on my lips

Graze on my lips;
and if those hills be dry,
stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
-William Shakespeare