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Where is the car?

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said,
‘There’s water in the carburetor’ .
I said, ‘Where’s the car?’
She said, ‘In the lake’.

Ok give me a coin

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Short jokes for husband

Men who don´t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

Husband wife and kid jokes

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

Husband become a philosopher

The definition of a Perfect Wife.!?!
The definition of a
Perfect Wife.!?!
One who Helps the
Husband with the Dishes. .

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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you’ll become a philosopher.