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When you are driving

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot and,
everyone driving faster than you is a maniac.

People started shouting twins twins

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out,
then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’.

Sms to mentally disabled friend

Today is an international day,
for the mentally disabled,
Please send an encouraging,
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done…

A friend like you Shameless

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are
endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you …….
Shameless!!!


Short funny insult jokes Collection

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

~

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”

~

Long time ago
only idiots used
to read my SMS.
And,today,

the history continues….