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Everyone clapped at me
What did the baby mosquito say to her mom?
Mom: Baby, how is your first flying experience?
Baby mosquito: Excellent! Everyone clapped at me.

Short husband wife funny jokes

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill

Wait for the Lecturers

“student friendly sign board”

Sign post outside our collage-
“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.

Born in punjab

Boss : Where were you born ?
Santa : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

They just love NUTS

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS !