
یک منفی باف هر فرصتی رو مشکل می بیند و یک مثبت اندیش در مشکلات فرصت ها را
یک منفی باف هر فرصتی رو مشکل می بیند و یک مثبت اندیش در مشکلات فرصت ها را
نترس که به دیگران در زمانی که به کمک احتیاج دارند کمک کنی چون اصلا نمی دونی که یه روزی خودت به شونه ای برای تکیه دادن احتیاج پیدا میکنی .
ببینید چطور همه مشکلات خانم ها با آقایون شروع میشه : Mental breakdown Menopause Menstruation
Cus tomer : “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
Tech Support : ??????
——
Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”
Tech support : ??????
——
Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open
24 hours.”
Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”
Tech support hardware software jokes
Customer : “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
——
Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer : “A white one.”
Tech support : ?????
——
Tech Support : “What operating system are you running?”
Customer : “Pentium.”
Tech support : ??????
funny Internet woman
INTERNET woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:Always busy when you need her.
EMAIL woman:Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense.
Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i’d still love you
and
i won’t expect you to
love me in return …
Good bye
I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness.
——
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!
——
I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
——
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Nobody in this world can have a Crystal clear heart.
because evry one’s heart
has some beautful scratches given by their
dear Ones
Words from a Lover 4 his love after his breakup:
Please Do Not TurN Back N Face Me oNce More..
I DNt Have aNother Heart 2 Lose
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Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him:
“I am “MAD” for her but why
i am not “MADE” for her….Have A Nice Day…
Are your legs tired?
Because you been running through my mind ALL day long
Reply : Yes, they are
I have been running away from you!!!
I am not rich
Boy: I’m not rich like Raj,
I don’t even have a big car like Raj, but I really Love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raj
Enjoy sweet dreams
“Love is like a long sweet dream”
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
“so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up”.
Happy Unmarried life
Funny Degrees of girls
Degrees of girls
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome
I am Mind blowing
Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.
keeping me in ur mind can-b DANGEROUS for u
Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing