تفکر مانند دوست داشتن و مردن است ....

تفکر مانند دوست داشتن و مردن است هر کدام از ما باید آنرا خودمان بتنهایی تجربه کنیم.

صلح و امنیت از دیدگاه انیشتن ...

صلح را نمی توان با زور و فشار ایجاد کرد، بلکه تنها از طریق درک قابل دستیابی است.

sms-صبح بخیر

when some body miss you
Feel good when some body miss you,
feel better when some body loves you,
but feel best when some body never forgets you,
@_Good Morning_@

Hopeful person chances

A hopeless man sees difficulties in every chance.
but a hopeful person sees chances in every difficulty.
Good morning have a wonderful day.

Have a Great Sunday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Good M

Incomplete without you

I m a fl?wer
but
ROSE is U,
Im ? star
but
MOON is U,
I m ? stone
but
DIAMOND is U,
I m the sky
but
SUN is U,
I am incomplete without you.
GM

Mission make you cute

I’m on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genius.
.
.
.
in short
.
.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Good M

sms-اس ام اس خنده دار

The Police are looking

The Police are looking for a suspect who is
smart, sexy, witty & very good looking…
So where are you going to hide Me?

Girls have unfair advantage
Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can’t get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.

I was told that

I was told that when
you hit forty men
stop looking at you.
It’s true, until you
slip on a mini-skirt.
-Mariella Frostrup


Full form of COLLAGE

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Graze on my lips

Graze on my lips;
and if those hills be dry,
stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
-William Shakespeare

نکته ای که مردها و زنها باید در مورد هم بدانند...

چیزی که زنها باید در مورد مردها بدونن اینه که: مردی که واقعا دوست داشته باشه به راحتی از دستت نمی ده براش هم مهم نیست چقدر وضعیت براش سخت باشه.

اما چیزی که مردها باید در مورد زنها بدونن اینه که: زنی که واقعا دوست داشته باشه ممکنه به خاطر چیزهای مختلف از دستت شاکی بشه اما همیشه باهات میمونه.

sms-اس ام اس دوستی

Friendship ends when
Life ends when you stop dreaming.
Hopes end when you stop believing.
Love ends when you stop caring.
Friendship ends when you stop sharing.

Circles don’t have end
Birth is like a dot.
Life is like a line.
Love is like a triangle.
“But”
Friendship is like a circle,
Because circles don’t have an end.


You are the best person
if @ think i d@nt cAre 4 @ bc@z
@f leSs meSsagEs, y@@re wr@ng..
im j@st l@@king 4 d beSt msg 4
@ne @F d beSt peRson, ive evEr met.



My sweet friend for life time
Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox
& Hijacking My Smile with ur cute msgs.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.


someone is always thinking
someone remembers,someone cares,
ur name is whispered in someones prayer,
keep the stary twinkle in view,
someone is always thinking of u

هیچگاه تو را تنها نخواهم گذاشت ...

مطمئن باش به خاطر هیچی تو رو تنها رها نمی کنم، من توی شرایط سخت باهات هستم همونطور که تو در سختی ها در کنارم بودی .

sms-امتحان

Newton’s modified Law

Newton’s Modified Law :- Every book
Continues to be
in the state of
Rest or covered
with Dust, until
an external or
internal Exam appears.

Break up after exam

The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up

Best wishes for your exam

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Good Morning

Three Years of Engineering

The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
Good Morning

Short funny Exam quotes sms

A ThermoMeter is not the only thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!

A silent msg for all studnts

~

Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper.
It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

sms- اس ام اس های خنده دار

If You Sneeze

If u sneeze once
 Think i m remembering u

If u sneeze twice
 Think i want 2 meet u

If u sneeze thrice
 Think i m missing u badly

If u sneeze 4th time

*
 *

I m fine
 U need a tablet.

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals”

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
 Love is always present.. Its just that,
 One loves too much, And the other loves too many,

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5) Philosophy of life:
 At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
 Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

sms-اس ام اس های دوپهلو

Difference between confidence and confidential
Son asks diff between Confidence and Confidential
Dad says,u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, that’s Confidential.


Always think positive

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

 You know Whose

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!
Good morning

i love your messages

I never had the guts to tell you but now i am going to tell you!

i

i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love yo
i love yo…
i love your messages!

Give him a surprise

Son:I want a baby brother or sister.
Mom:Your dad is abroad. When he comes back, we will talk abut it.
Son:Why don’t u give him a surprise?