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just For Fun

sms-اس ام اس های الهام بخش

Built castles in the air
If you have built castles in the air,
your work need not be lost; that is
where they should be. Now put the
foundations under them.


Every bad situation have something positive

Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day.
Think of this and lead your life.

In life you will never know

In life, You will never know what you have been
missing until it arrives,
and you will never know what you have got until you miss it.


When you believe in yourself

Little faith says”U can do it”
Big faith says”U’ll do it”
But Great faith says”It is done!”
nothing’s impossible wen u believe in yourself.

Create a successful ending

A Beautiful Thought ” No One Can Go Back &  Change A Bad Beginning,
But Anyone can Start Anything Anytime & Create A Successful ENDING.

به بچه ها بیاموزیم چگونه فکر کنند به جای اینکه ....

اجازه دهید به بچه ها بیاموزیم چگونه فکر کنند به جای اینکه ( آنها را وادار کنیم ) به چه فکر کنند.

sms-همسر

Where is the car?

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said,
‘There’s water in the carburetor’ .
I said, ‘Where’s the car?’
She said, ‘In the lake’.

Ok give me a coin

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Short jokes for husband

Men who don´t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

Husband wife and kid jokes

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

Husband become a philosopher

The definition of a Perfect Wife.!?!
The definition of a
Perfect Wife.!?!
One who Helps the
Husband with the Dishes. .

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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife,
you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you’ll become a philosopher.

یه دوست واقعی کسیه که ...

یه دوست واقعی براش مهم نیست که شما فقیرید یا ثروتمند، خوشگلی یا زشت، خانواده ات چطوریند و ... مهمتر اینکه هر موقع بهش احتیاج داری در کنارته و از صمیم قلب دوست داره و قدردان اوقات خوبی رو که باهات سپری کرده هست.

sms- سلام و احوالپرسی

Short congratulation messages

Hats off to u!
Hats off to u!
You were simply superb!

~~

Amazing!
Above the rest!

Awesome!

A+ Congrats!
You come out top grade!


Good luck sms for friends

A journey of a thousand miles started with only one step.

Good luck in your exams as it is the first step of your career.

Good luck

Every moments thank allah

Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah.

Propose a girl for marriage

I’ve seen you in my dreams before,
We walked along that sandy shore.
The moonlight lit your eyes so wide,
On that night,you became my bride.

Happy father day message

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you

——

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY

——-

A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father’s Day

راه حل دانش آموزان غربی برای برخی مشکلات کوچکشان ...

پدر جان، امروز یه مشکل کوچیک توی مدرسه داشتم ، اما حلش کردم ، این هم اسحله اتون ....

just For Fun

گاهی زندگی رقت بار میشود اما ...

زندگی رقت بار میشود، اما .... ادامه دارد...

sms- شب بخیر

Share who know you
Care for the one who shares with u,
share with the one who knows u,
know the one who MISSES u,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,
Gud night

Have good Imagination

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION
Gud night


All things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
Good night


Ascii sweet dreams sms

Sweet Dreams!
One  (‘””()
good ((“)’)
nite (“(,,)
Kiss for you….
* *Â Â (‘””() Bye
*Â Â (“(‘o’,) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams

I and you best friends

let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
friends.
Good night & sweet Dreams

تفکر مانند دوست داشتن و مردن است ....

تفکر مانند دوست داشتن و مردن است هر کدام از ما باید آنرا خودمان بتنهایی تجربه کنیم.