یه رابطه خوبی الکی ایجاد نمیشه ...

یک رابطه خوب به خودی خود ایجاد نمی شود بلکه احتیاج به زمان گذاشتن، صبور بودن و اینکه دو نفر واقعا بخواهند با هم باشند دارد.

شاید نتوان مسیر باد را تغییر داد اما ...

ما نمی توانیم مسیر باد را تغییر دهیم اما همیشه می توانیم بادبان هایمان را تنظیم کنیم

We cannot change the direction of the Wind…… But, remember, that we can always adjust our sails…..

قدر لحظات سخت زندگیت را بدان ...

هر مبارزه ای در زندگیت تو را به کسی که اکنون هستی تبدیل کرده است، قدردان لحظات سخت زندگیت باش، انها تو را قویتر کرده اند.

رابطه بین شخصیت و شهرت ...

شخصیت مانند درخت و شهرت مانند سایه است سایه چیزی است که ما فکر میکنیم ، درخت چیزی است که واقعی است . . . (آبراهام لینکلن)

sms-بوسه

Funny kiss Definition

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”

Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”

Not infection it is rust

Lady: Doctor I have infection in my lips.
Doctor: how many times tou kiss?
Lady: once in a year!
Doctor: its not infection it is rust.

funny kiss sms jokes

A KISS …
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …
That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know

—–

“Benefits of Kissing ;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING:”

زندگی مثل دوچرخه سواریه ...

زندگی مثل دوچرخه سواریه، برای اینکه بتونی تعادلت را حفظ کنی باید حرکت کنی.

"آلبرت انیشتن"

sms-جوک های کودکانه

Kids jokes on exam result

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

~~
A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks,
“Wats this?”
Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

Kids jokes on study

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

~~

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents

sms-جوک

Everyone clapped at me
What did the baby mosquito say to her mom?
Mom: Baby, how is your first flying experience?
Baby mosquito: Excellent! Everyone clapped at me.

Short husband wife funny jokes

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

~~

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill

Wait for the Lecturers

“student friendly sign board”

Sign post outside our collage-
“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.

Born in punjab

Boss : Where were you born ?
Santa : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

They just love NUTS

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS !

sms-توهین

When you are driving

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot and,
everyone driving faster than you is a maniac.

People started shouting twins twins

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out,
then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’.

Sms to mentally disabled friend

Today is an international day,
for the mentally disabled,
Please send an encouraging,
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done…

A friend like you Shameless

Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are
endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you …….
Shameless!!!


Short funny insult jokes Collection

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

~

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”

~

Long time ago
only idiots used
to read my SMS.
And,today,

the history continues….

فقط یک ثانیه طول می کشد ...

نگاهی به تمام تلاش هایی که برای بدست آوردنش کرده ای بینداز... یادت باشد "فقط یک ثانیه" طول می کشد تا تمام چیزی را که داری از دست بدهی ... (پس مراقب باش)